I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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