Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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