if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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