If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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