can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The feeling are messing with the penis
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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