Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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