anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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