okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
