That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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