Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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