I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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