Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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