she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
