Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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