I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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