Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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