: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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