there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
