I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
not ubering you a puppy
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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