She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
How naked do you want me to be?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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