I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I didn't notice because vodka
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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