I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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