his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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