VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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