i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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