We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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