Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Someone signed my nipple.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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