Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I need moral support for this bender
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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