smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
