is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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