I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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