Do you still have your period?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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