i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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