Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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