It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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