why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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