Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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