would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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