Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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