okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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