i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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