do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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