she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
wow bdsm is so cute
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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