that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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