the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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