I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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