The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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