so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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