If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
it was like having sex with a tree stump
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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