I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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